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New Year’s Resolutions Are Bullshit
Let’s be real. Most New Year’s resolutions are born out of guilt, not genuine desire.
It’s time to give up giving up.
Every year, like clockwork, millions of people wake up on January 1st, nursing hangovers and clutching notebooks filled with lofty goals. “This is my year,” they declare as if the turning of a calendar page and New Year’s Resolutions hold some kind of magical power. They sign up for gym memberships, buy overpriced planners, and vow to drink kale smoothies every morning. By February, those gym memberships become dust collectors, the planners are abandoned, and the kale wilts in the fridge.
Here’s the truth: New Year’s resolutions are bullshit.
The Myth of January 1 Motivation
Let’s be real. Most New Year’s resolutions are born out of guilt, not genuine desire. You overindulged during the holidays, so now you feel like you have to repent by promising to be a better version of yourself. But guilt is a terrible motivator. It doesn’t inspire long-term change; it just fuels short bursts of unsustainable effort.
That’s why gyms are packed in January and ghost towns by March. The “New Year, New Me” crowd burns out because their resolutions were based on a fleeting emotion, not a well-thought-out plan.
Change Doesn’t Wait for a Date
Waiting until January 1st to change your life is like waiting for rain in a drought. If you really want to improve, why not start now? Why not start last week? Start running, today, now. Change doesn’t care about the calendar; it cares about your commitment.
Real growth happens when you decide—not when the world decides for you. It happens when you take one small step, then another, then another. It’s messy, imperfect, and doesn’t fit neatly into a “2025 Goals” spreadsheet. And that’s okay.
Resolutions Aren’t Specific Enough
“Lose weight.” “Get fit.” “Be happier.” These are the vague, uninspiring mantras of resolution-makers everywhere. They’re about as useful as a map with no destinations marked on it. Without clear, actionable steps, you’re setting yourself up to fail.
Instead of vague resolutions, set specific, measurable goals. Don’t say, “I want to lose weight.” Say, “I want to lose 5 kilograms in three months by eating 80% whole foods and strength training three times a week.” Then, break it down further: What will you do today to make that happen?
The All-or-Nothing Trap
Resolutions often involve an all-or-nothing mentality. Miss one gym session? You might as well quit. Eat a doghnut? It’s time to throw the diet out the window. Perfectionism kills progress.
Instead, aim for consistency, not perfection. Progress isn’t a straight line. Some days you’ll crush it, and other days you’ll stumble. What matters is that you keep going.
Make a Lifestyle, Not a List
Forget resolutions. Build habits. Habits are the backbone of sustainable change. They don’t rely on willpower because they become automatic over time. Want to get fit? Make exercise a non-negotiable part of your routine, like brushing your teeth. Want to eat healthier? Stock your kitchen with nutritious foods and learn to cook meals you actually enjoy.
When you focus on building habits, you create a lifestyle that doesn’t need to be “restarted” every January. You’re always moving forward, even if it’s just one small step at a time.
The Bottom Line
Fuck New Year’s resolutions. You don’t need a date on a calendar to permit you to change your life. You don’t need guilt, shame, or the pressure to be perfect. What you need is commitment, patience, and a willingness to embrace the messy, unglamorous work of real growth.
So, ditch the resolutions. Start today. Start now. And if you stumble, start again tomorrow. Because the only thing that matters is that you keep showing up—not for a New Year, but for yourself.